YoYo finds billion dollar flaw; SweetBean goes for
fitting; JoJo and Juggler make repairs; Tiny gets presents; Marigold moves; Settings blinks; spyche gets going ..
Category Archives: opinion
Green bottles
Dry Fly knows about Barclays; and he’s been spot on about Bob Diamond …now nine green bottles left hanging on the wall, which the next banker to fall ? spyche writes ‘book’
Button monkeys
SweetBean produces good grub while YoYo berates badly behaved caDre slaves, ‘button monkeys’ who tear the heart out of hackery (Lord L please note); Juggler awards Mixit respect for throwing five; spyche dozes once more
Ho hum
‘The place is empty’ reports man-of-the-turf, blaming high ticket prices for Royal Enclosure and no match made between Frankel and Black Caviar ..’It’s a fix,’ says Lowlife, ‘ running the best in the world in different races means solid firsts for both – that way both keep unbeaten records ‘ and value .. ho hum
Country life
Wild Caviare and spyche eat t-bone in Fens; now new colt plan for Derby .. will he be ’50 shades of grey’,? or, with his owner, agent and trainer ‘three graces and a bachelor’? Beautiful herons die because they grow up to eat fish; deer invited to gathering are shot for pot – and hens lay eggs fresher than Waitrose…it’s a country life; spyche chunters.
Blackbird sings
London before the world wakes..no sound of Big Ben, just rattle of trains and long haul flight arrival..red roses droop, fat squirrel shins up railings on empty street.. a blackbird sings. Who starts the day? not the Today programme, after all..
Wake up NHS!
So exercise is not the answer to depression. Now we know. Real change is organic – it can’t be counted, anymore than happiness can be prescribed…wake up NHS!
Willing young
Dougal and spyche fall out over diamond gazebo (Zeb repairs damage)..SweetBean spots Will Young in burger queue..Juggler and Yoyo find bar; garden gets highly rated
Daring do
Zeb had a question and Dougal a hangover, now it’s all on – should spyche give Dougal away or be Zeb’s best (hu)man s/he wonders Walloo tells tales of exotic exploration, Juggler is released from cast, Yoyo ducks bullet and SweetBean goes for Gove..
Lulu learns to drive at 30 not 130..
Witching?
Deed and Bright Boy provide much amusement – balm for spyche’s sunburn as mad May weather floods London streets, and a ‘witching’ threatens the Flat .. more importantly Black Caviar and Frankel warm up