SweetBean produces good grub while YoYo berates badly behaved caDre slaves, ‘button monkeys’ who tear the heart out of hackery (Lord L please note); Juggler awards Mixit respect for throwing five; spyche dozes once more
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Category Archives: Humour
Cake walk
Lights go green ..Medecin gets cap
badge, Mixit goes to Menorca and Rockit looks for lift off; Juggler settles in with hoodies – spyche, Fineline and Homebase eat cake
Country life
Wild Caviare and spyche eat t-bone in Fens; now new colt plan for Derby .. will he be ’50 shades of grey’,? or, with his owner, agent and trainer ‘three graces and a bachelor’? Beautiful herons die because they grow up to eat fish; deer invited to gathering are shot for pot – and hens lay eggs fresher than Waitrose…it’s a country life; spyche chunters.
Blackbird sings
London before the world wakes..no sound of Big Ben, just rattle of trains and long haul flight arrival..red roses droop, fat squirrel shins up railings on empty street.. a blackbird sings. Who starts the day? not the Today programme, after all..
Wake up NHS!
So exercise is not the answer to depression. Now we know. Real change is organic – it can’t be counted, anymore than happiness can be prescribed…wake up NHS!
Diamanté
Spyche taps feet with Zeb while Dougal cooks.. diamente Elton sings.. Candle in the Wind? . Whoops.. non!
Willing young
Dougal and spyche fall out over diamond gazebo (Zeb repairs damage)..SweetBean spots Will Young in burger queue..Juggler and Yoyo find bar; garden gets highly rated
Daring do
Zeb had a question and Dougal a hangover, now it’s all on – should spyche give Dougal away or be Zeb’s best (hu)man s/he wonders Walloo tells tales of exotic exploration, Juggler is released from cast, Yoyo ducks bullet and SweetBean goes for Gove..
Lulu learns to drive at 30 not 130..
Snap snap
Juggler drops bike; snap snap, close call. London hots up, traffic slows and trains heave. Cards sharpen, swing improves, spyche takes break
Witching?
Deed and Bright Boy provide much amusement – balm for spyche’s sunburn as mad May weather floods London streets, and a ‘witching’ threatens the Flat .. more importantly Black Caviar and Frankel warm up
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