SweetBean produces good grub while YoYo berates badly behaved caDre slaves, ‘button monkeys’ who tear the heart out of hackery (Lord L please note); Juggler awards Mixit respect for throwing five; spyche dozes once more
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Cake walk
Lights go green ..Medecin gets cap
badge, Mixit goes to Menorca and Rockit looks for lift off; Juggler settles in with hoodies – spyche, Fineline and Homebase eat cake
Refund
Juggler gives Rough Sleeper his last 10p; eastern European glares back swearing. Juggler: ‘Well **** you. I’ll have my money back.’ UK tramp to RS ‘Yeah, give him his money back – and next time find some manners and say thank you’.
Card sharpening
Cards sharpen, bridge crossed, spyche ready to call – who and what, we wonder; tomato plants flourish in window box, garden greens while colours dash.. black dog rumbles ..been eating snails
Lunch
Orbits alter, spheres of influence adjust: Not-so-Quickly gets caught in own snare, Settings waxes lyrical, Lowlife returns from foreign, Deed sits on fence…spyche goes to lunch
Country life
Wild Caviare and spyche eat t-bone in Fens; now new colt plan for Derby .. will he be ’50 shades of grey’,? or, with his owner, agent and trainer ‘three graces and a bachelor’? Beautiful herons die because they grow up to eat fish; deer invited to gathering are shot for pot – and hens lay eggs fresher than Waitrose…it’s a country life; spyche chunters.
Blackbird sings
London before the world wakes..no sound of Big Ben, just rattle of trains and long haul flight arrival..red roses droop, fat squirrel shins up railings on empty street.. a blackbird sings. Who starts the day? not the Today programme, after all..
Wake up NHS!
So exercise is not the answer to depression. Now we know. Real change is organic – it can’t be counted, anymore than happiness can be prescribed…wake up NHS!
Diamanté
Spyche taps feet with Zeb while Dougal cooks.. diamente Elton sings.. Candle in the Wind? . Whoops.. non!
Willing young
Dougal and spyche fall out over diamond gazebo (Zeb repairs damage)..SweetBean spots Will Young in burger queue..Juggler and Yoyo find bar; garden gets highly rated
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