‘There’s been an assault on the stairs’ shouts Met man through letterbox at 2am .. ‘ I didn’t know it was an offence to leave salt on the stairs’ Willo-the wisp replies sleepily..
‘There’s been an assault on the stairs’ shouts Met man through letterbox at 2am .. ‘ I didn’t know it was an offence to leave salt on the stairs’ Willo-the wisp replies sleepily..